Cool
Thank you
My admiration
I didn't know you are such a loyal person
You beat up that Spinster for me
I never thought you could be so generous
You treated me to soda
Not only that, what about that piece of cake you just had?
That's why I said it was a total surprise
You just said so loud about starting your own business
You really mean it?
Of course
Oh yes, you are still in currency and gold speculation?
You don't know
Since that time that evil Chi fell on me with her skirt all over my face
I have been in bad luck
What you are doing doesn't work
You are young
You should go into some real business
Like you said
An employee will never get rich
I have to have my own business
You want to start your own business too?
But you know anything about it?
I can learn as I go along
The most important thing is capital
Right, you are right
I am looking for a partner, you are in luck
It just came out of my mouth only Where can I get money?
You don't have it
But your personal ETC has
So you have your eyes on my...
But it won't work this time
I make you the offer because we are now friends
It is a chance for you to get rich
I know
I may be thick-skinned
But the currency and gold speculation
Has already cost her tens of thousands of dollars
How can I have to face to ask her again
Right, you don't need to talk to withdraw money from an ETC
It is all about procedure
We find a place and hire our people first
Then you go to your ETC
A Primary graduate?
Don't waste time on it
Why bother with a primary graduate?
Brother Hung
Shui, Brother
I have found a partner
Right...
Brother, you said the man should be dumb
He won't know even if you have eaten him up
So it describes you or him?
What? Being partners means honest cooperation
What eating him up? You nuts?
We are looking for a secretary Don't you disturb us
You haven't found your office yet And you are looking for secretary?
We have to be prepared
A new office has a lot of work to do
It means an extra pair of hands to help out
But it also means one more man to pay
It doesn't fit your thrifty principle
That's why we have to find a capable and inexpensive one
You take your time, excuse me
You help us with our screening
No...sorry, I feel dizzy
This one is good, very strong looking
And hardworking too, what do you think?
Very strong indeed Right
She is applying for porter?
You should check out this one
A good looking one will cheer you up as well, right?
We are not hiring her to be a Miss Hong Kong contestant
We are looking for a secretary, really
This one then
What? This one?
Where are her eyes?
Not a secretary
We can hire her to stand at the door
She will scare the robbers away
Right?
Come on
I still think she is a good choice
With such a face
You don't have to worry about her dating
With no boyfriend
She won't spend all the time talking on the phone with her boyfriend
She doesn't ask for much
Just 1200 dollars
That's her only good point
That's enough, so she is the one then
What?
Actually you want a capable and inexpensive one
I think we have a good choice in our ex-colleagues
Yuk?
Bingo!
She is capable and hardworking And good looking too
You are right Of course
She is pretty and capable
Right, she is most suitable
But... What?
We two have courted her at the same time
It is not that good
On the other hand
Man should put his career first
I avoided mentioning it
But you had to drag it out
Why dragged it out?
I am worried those people have forgotten about it
Those people? Right
I have asked her
But she said no
You were poor in your persuasion only
You should have pointed out to her
The pay may not be high
But the job is very challenging
Then you go and talk with her
It is not a bad thing she wouldn't come
Right, if she were here It would be embarrassing
Right
Are you satisfied with it here?
Oh yes, in the evening The sun will shine in
Could you cut some more?
Again? Come on
A film company came here yesterday
They liked it just with one look
They didn't bargain at all
So you don't want it?
Well, I think it may be small here
But together with a secretary
There are just three of us It is the right size
We can block out the sun Right
So be it then
It is so decided then, not bad here
Good
You really won't cut a bit more?
To be honest, it actually is not bad at all
To be honest, it is quite a bargain
I just wanted to see if I could lower it even further
To be honest, this is the way to do business
You have to count every cent
To be honest, you have a such a shrewd partner, it is your good fortune
To be honest, what you said is true
Brother Shui
My bane again
Brother Shui, I bought this red bean ice
I don't have enough money for the taxi fare
Could you lend it to me?
Actually the size is a bit small
But we...
Mr Ma
You want a free ride?
I have no money, sorry
I gotta go, bye
Brother driver...
Could I owe it to you?
You are from some refugee camp?
You think taxi ride is free?
Your parents have not taught you that you have to pay for a taxi?
It must be in my destiny
Hey! It will kill!
Brother Shui, I am not a total bane after all
The carpet area is more than 500 sq ft
The rent is just about 6000 dollars
So cheap?
And this is Tsimshatsui after all
Right
I have told you before...
Good you are here What?
What? You give the key to me
Come on
I found this place after all
Though I have no money for the time being
Then say no more
Come on, let us talk it over
I have no money now
But I will make it up later
Then let us talk later
Shui Later...
What is going on?
Nothing...“ is like this
Actually we are partners, so...
He wants to pull out now?
No, and you really can't blame him
I can't ask him to pay my share as well
You leave it to me
You don't have to care
How much you have taken out
Quite a bit, 150,000 dollars
Sheesh... That bit of money and you want to throw my grandson out?
Money keeps coming
Brisk business
You rascal
You have so many wicked ideas
Now we are at it
Even if I had not resorted to it
She would have given me the money
But...l am not a kid anymore
I feel embarrassed
That I have to ask her for money
But you again took money from her What's the difference?
She has seen the office
And she gave me the money on her own
Let me say it beforehand
I see her as a partner
I will give her a share when I make money
Now we are at it
You have asked her for money so many times
This time was the most meaningful
What?
Just kidding, don't get mad
We have found our office
Now we have to hire a capable help
Then we can open for business
Close down?
No, layoff
Oh no! Who will be laid off?
You Me?
Why look so terrified? Your call
Thank you
Yes...
My grandson sent me a hundred US dollars
What should I do?
You can change it into Hong Kong dollars
Or open a US dollar account
Change it for me then
Bye bye
Withdrawal
Withdrawal please
Chi
Withdrawal
You count them
1,2,3, A, 5,5
Thank you
Why he ran so fast?
He didn't bother to count 600 dollars
600 dollars?
I saw you give him 6000 dollars!
I didn't give him 6 hundred dollar notes?
6 thousand dollar notes
Chi
The call from that man has made you lost your mind?
You know you are not that bright
Don't keep thinking of man here
I know what to do
Thank you My pleasure
I thought I was the first one
Not the first, but probably the last
New company is like that
This one from my brother
This one from Shui's family
And this s yours
Please sit...
Where is Shui?
That rascal won't show up before 10
I have something to talk with you
What is it?
Are you hiring? Yes
Our bank is laying people off
You want to work here?
Not me, it is Chi
She overpaid a customer yesterday
And she asked for a sick leave
Spinster gave her a dressing down
I don't think she can stay in the bank for long
She can't stay anywhere for long
She can be a clerk
I am not interested in remainders
Fire sale
How much?
Original price 4000 dollars
Now half price?
30 percent discount, 2800 dollars
She has taken accountancy course
Not graduated
She works like two
All right! But tell her
No extra for overtime
Tell her to come over
Not coming over, you go poach her
Poach her? Who will believe it?
Chi will
And I have to act
Make her feel better
Then 200 dollars less
Come on
Please wait...
Wait...
Thank you
Brother Shui? Brother Shui
What are you doing here?
Coming to work
Coming to work? Where?
Wang Kei
Why you hired her? You know she means trouble
Hey, 2800 dollars a month
No pay for OT
And more, she bought us breakfast
What more can you ask?
Look at her
If we don't repay her
I don't think she will ask us for it
And more, see
She can replace water cooler bottles
She sometimes is a bit careless
Yuk
What is it?
I am sorry
Mrs Ming's back pain is back
You go back first
Let me change first
I am sorry...
How's it? You feel better now?
Much better
Really better?
I feel so relieved
Yuk really is very capable
Please don't say so
You can turn pro
I can't
Mrs Ming, you should go to see a doctor
You back pain has been around for so long
Doctors cannot help me
Actually, it is about getting along
Yuk and I sure can get along
Oh yes, you called her to come here at the middle of the night
You should feel sorry
Go treat her to night snacks
Sure Please don't bother
Come on
Who is it?
I really am sorry
We have given you so much trouble
It is all right, really all right
Grandma Tin
Where is Yuk? Inside
Aunt, l...
You are not related at all
But you are 24 hours standby
You think you are some private nurse?
She came here to save my life
You don't have to be so sarcastic
Right
Don't think I am so petty
Your mother called
She said your fiery father was angry with the mahjong noise
From the next door neighbour
He ended up in a fight with him
And he got beaten in the leg
It is so painful he can't walk
His face is ashen white
I think his leg may be broken
Then...where is Hing?
Him? He is nowhere to be found
Your mom asked you to go back quickly
And help her take that obstinate man to ER
I am going back right now
Let me go with you
No, thanks, it is late
Let Tin see you back Don't stand on ceremony
Just go, just go
Just go, goodnight
What? You told me to rub it harder
Let me do it myself
All right...you do it yourself
Yuk, come here Mom, how's Pa?
You can see it yourself
It is so swollen
ls the bone broken?
Don't touch it, don't touch it
If the bone is broken
You shouldn't touch it
He is in great pain
Old Chan of next door hit him with a broomstick
The broomstick was broken
How could his leg be intact?
He must be crazy! Let us call the police
No police! Don't call the police
Your pa hit him on the head with a teapot
The teapot was shattered
You can imagine the state of his head
Pa
lam fine, just a night's sleep and it will get better tomorrow
Fine indeed
Be careful
How's it now?
Pa, you have to go to hospital Right
No! Have you seen it on TV?
A man went to hospital for a broken leg
When he woke up the next day The leg was saw off
It was just a film Right
No! I won't go to hospital
If no hospital, then go to a bonesetter
They don't saw legs off
Right...you should treat it early
Or it will get worse
Right, don't leave it untended for too long
All right, I prefer a bonesetter, but...
It is almost 2 am
Where to find a bonesetter?
It is so late already
Go to my uncle
Right
His uncle
Is he good? Sure
Come on...let me help you
All right...thanks
Be careful
Come on...
No...let me carry you
Carry me? What do you mean?
Carry...
Carry you on my back, let me carry you
I weigh 200 pounds, can you do it?
I am very strong
Young man sure has the strength...come on
Be careful...be careful
Let me open the door
You weigh more than 200 pounds
I'll say at least 250 pounds
You really can do it?
If I can't, why do you come to me?
It is so late
I should have been in bed Right...
Pa, really, you just keep your mouth shut
All right, let me say it beforehand
If something happens to my leg
You have to be responsible
Pa
Have a look first
All right
Come on
But let me say it beforehand
It will hurt a little
Hurt a little? A man should be able to stand pain, come on
All right
Come on, just do it, come on
It is a dislocated joint
Let me put it back and you will be all right
Here we go...
Well, for dislocation of joint
It may not work the first time
It may take two times
You get it? Two times
Two times?
You can stand it?
All right...come on
Here we go
Uncle
Take it easy...
Hold him
No...don't be so sissy
Come on, just do it
Here we go
Come on
Hold it
Well?
It hurts? Pa
You really are good
It really works
You feel all right?
I am fine
Just luck
Luck?
Really
Goodnight
Thank you
I can go back to work tomorrow
Right
Let me see you back
All right
Thank you
I really am sorry We gave you so much trouble
Come on, don't stand on ceremony
What about Mrs Ming's back pain?
Thanks to you indeed
My mom and I wouldn't be able to carry him
Now we are at it, your father really is heavy
It was tiring carrying him up and down
Oh yes, now we are at it
I feel hungry too, let us have night snacks
Your treat? Sure
So late tonight? Yes
Waiter, a bottle of beer Beer
One big-eye
Poached chicken feet and peanut Leek and black pudding
That's all? Coming
My mind was on the dishes I have forgotten your drink
What would you like to have?
It is all right
Waiter, one glass is enough
Get her a bottle of soda
Soda?
This girl here drinks beer like tea
She will drink you down the table
Boss, a plate of salted egg
Smart
We have been in the same neighbourhood for so long
I know your favourites
The salted eggs are halved, enjoy
Thank you
Come on, have a glass Sure
Come on, more Thank you
You really
You sure can drink
Come on, just four bottles
And they were between two
You don't know
When I was small, I used to drink hard liquor with Pa over dinner
Really?
1516
Boss, bill please
Sure, 75 dollars Here you are
If you knew drinking games It would be fun
I do, come on, try me
All right, 15, 16
I don't know this one
Let me teach you a game
What is it?
It is difficult Really?
Here we go, one finger, one sip One tap, one lift
Here we go, two fingers, two sips Two taps, two lifts
It is easy
Easy
Here we go, one finger, one sip Right
One tap, one lift
Here we go, two fingers, two sips, right?
Right...
Just like that, all right, come on
Here we go, three fingers
Three sips, three taps, three lifts
Here we go, four fingers, four sips
Four taps Five!
You lost! I lost?
Drink it!
I lost
All right, my turn
Here we go, one finger, one sip, one tap One lift
Here we go, two fingers, two sips Two taps, two lifts
Here we go, three fingers, three...
Don't get me double bill next time
It means 3 dollars more
Just 3 dollars
How generous of you
We have been in business for nearly a month
We have not made a cent yet
What is it? What is it?
The fax...
We have orders!
We are rich!
A private enterprise in Shanghai wants our product we deal with
A2001, the alarm clock
They want 20000 dozens, so many
They ask us to go over to talk about it
You go then
So far away
I don't mind going
But with me not around, with only you here
You will only open for half a day
Still...
We have to have a person here
Mister, there are just two of us
One the CEO, one the general manager
Going out for business talks
You have to have a secretary to go with you
Or it won't look good, right?
She is going too?
What? Virgin, you are worried that she will eat you up?
Well, you have no problem leaving town for a couple of days?
Mr Ma, no problem at all
Whatever the company wants me to do I will do it
All right, you book two plane tickets
We fly?
You can swim there by backstroke, fish
Can we take the train? Or by sea? Or...
This is a business trip, not a vacation
But plane tickets are expensive
If you go by sea or train
It will mean waiting here and waiting there
Hotel means money too
If only you could be back on the same day
I could save on board and lodging
Mr Ma, can we not fly?
Can I have a choice?
Yes
Either you go or you quit
You give me the reply tomorrow
Brother Shui
You quit
You remember our honeymoon?
We spent it in the Caribbean
Yes, but you and I have changed
Let us start over again
You drop everything here
You go to the Caribbean with me, all right?
Go, you just go
I really can't decide
Aunt, why are you crying?
This movie is very romantic
I watch it in every rerun
Don't cry...
Chi
Why are you talking up and down here? Why aren't you in bed?
Should I go to the Caribbean with him?
Should I go to Shanghai with him?
What Shanghai?
Go! Just go!
Shui, all the information is here
Oh yes, how's your Putonghua?
I will get the job done
Good Of course
What are you doing?
I am going to Shanghai
Morning, Wang Kei
Fried drumstick? Wrong number
I asked you to post the letters this morning
Mr Ma, I am sorry, I am going right now
Be quick
What?
The letters...
I suspect she had meningitis when small Her brain was damaged
I am done! Going to Shanghai with her is worse than death
She is called Absent-minded Chi
It is only 2800 dollars a month
Don't ask for too much
Let me see
Men of Sagittarius have a great desire for money
Poverty will depress you
Nonsense! How can you not be depressed without money?
Rubbish
Dearest Chi, love you forever Little Big Head
Can't even take a break here
Some luck
Mr Ma...
Don't be so careless next time, get it?
And the receipt
We are out of tissue paper and you should refill it beforehand
Don't wait till it is too late
I almost had to use my hand, you know it?
Where is my bookmark?
Why you looked at other people's stuff?
Where is your manner?
I didn't mean to
You think I like to read such corny stuff?
Love you forever, Little Big Head
Ho Kam Shui, let me warn you
We all have our rights
I get you 2800 dollars a month
It doesn't mean I have to sell my dignity!
You saw it? What kind of attitude is this?
Put up with it
Put up with it? She ran away just like that
Where is the law and order here?
She is not running away
She is collecting my laundry for me
And more, I begged her today
And she agreed to pay for her plane ticket
So you really have to put up with her
But there will be other times
You have a cold?
I told you I can't fly
You don't want to go because there is no allowance, right?
You should have said so
Now you are here, stop the complaining
I can't breathe...l can't breathe
You mean it?
You really mean it?
Miss, you all right?
I can't breathe...l really can't breathe
Miss, you have a heart problem?
Don't take off! Don't take off!
Mister...your friend is not well?
Don't take off! Don't take off!
I don't know, I don't know her
You take it easy
The plane is still on the ground
You take it easy
Brother Shui...l can't fly
Please...you tell them...
This lady here
Call security
Help...help...
Brother Shui, you listen to me Brother Shui...
You listen to me
I thought such things only happen on TV
Brother Shui
I Ho Kam Shui am well-known
I have a bright future ahead
Now you have embarrassed me
If it is leaked out
I will have no future, you know it?
My future will do down the drain You get it?
Brother Shui
Don't you touch me
I don't know what illness you have
Just don't pass it to me
Don't cry, get UP
I say...
What do you want me to do?
You don't understand and you don't listen to me
I don't understand and I don't want to listen to you
You don't know how hard it was for me to make up my mind to fly with you
What you do is grower at me all the time
You just scold me all the time
Please, let me off
You just let me die
My boyfriend died in a plane crash
Not a limb was found
What do you know? You can only cry
Actually, he was studying in San Francisco
It was my birthday and he wanted to give me a surprise
He flew back on a night flight
But the plane crashed
My birthday is now also his death Anniversary
Little Big Head? Yes
When did it take place?
5 years ago
You have not got over it?
How can you get over such a thing?
I will never forget it all my life
And I have feared flying since
What did you say?
I said I will never forget it all my life
I have feared flying since
Could you come over?
Why didn't you tell us earlier?
It is personal, why tell others?
It is no use at all
Could you talk to me face to face?
We are not playing hide and seek
Well then, there is only one thing to do
Go to a doctor
Which doctor is good?
Ho Ying Biu
Your daddy? But he is a bonesetter
All bruises, only a bonesetter can help
I have no bruises
I mean me
Brother Shui
What?
Can you talk to me face to face?
I am sorry
Forget it
Chi has gone to Shanghai
No breakfast for me
Morning Morning
Shouldn't you be in Shanghai?
I should be
Then...why?
I have thought about it
Chi and I don't speak Putonghua that well
So, I can't go
Then the two plane tickets were wasted
Don't worry, I will pay for it
You go, let me handle it here
I was punctual today You don't have to worry
Mr Ma, I am sorry, I am late
I will settle the score with you when I am back
Chi, you go to Shanghai with me tomorrow
Can I not go?
What's wrong with you?
I have found it out
It is not the custom in Shanghai to have a secretary tagging along
Really? Yes, it is true
Morning, Wang Kei
All right, yes, bye bye
Mr Ma, I want to ask for half a day off
Sure, your pay will be deducted
Just kidding only, just go
You take this to the Business Register
Then you can take care of your own affairs
Thank you
What's wrong with you?
You usually can't stand her
Actually it is for your own good
You make her stay here till 7 or 8 pm everyday
If you don't give her some perks from time to time
She may go to Labour Department and sue you
You know it?
Sir, what can I get you?
What to order?
I want Galinha a Portuguesa
What about set lunch?
It is Galinha a Portuguesa with soup
Really?
And bread too, just 18 dollars
A set lunch
Just one?
One is enough Just one...
You can have the chicken
And the soup and bread for me
It saves money
Chi asked for a leave after the call
I wonder if it was from her boyfriend
I don't think so
I know she has not dated for 5 years
So she had a boyfriend 5 years ago
Who was he?
Why are you so interested? You want to...
You are shameless... What are you doing?
Go away...
We are in public, how embarrassing...
Not just a boyfriend, a rival too
Then what are we going to do?
Should we go and help her?
What do you say?
All right, 1, 2, 3...
Honey
Back
Yes
You want dinner now? Yes
They have made soup next door Let me get you some later
All right
How's business? Of course good
Kei is going to Shanghai tomorrow
For our first international deal
Really?
We have bought a second hand van
We can save on transport expense
You don't have to worry
Smart
Oh yes, Kei has not bullied you?
If I can be bullied there is no justice in the world, right?
Smart
But, our staff is an ordeal
Chi? That's her
She was all right at first
But you know what I have just seen in the restaurant?
What?
I saw her, she was fighting for a man with a slut
You...
I didn't know you were inside
If I had known I would have shut up
Next time please let me know first
I didn't mean that
I have forgotten the bill of loading
What's ...wrong with you
You have forgotten about it
Where is it now?
In my house
What a pest you are
You can drop me in front
Don't bother, let me take you home
Thank you
I deserve it
Where is it?
It won't take long Just a moment, Brother Shui
Where is it?
Be quick
What is this? It is there
That's it!
I am sorry, let us go
Chi
I told you not to bring this woman here
You don't have the right to stop me from coming
You just let us leave
What are you talking about?
But her mom left her this flat
It is not up to the dead to decide
The flat belongs to you too
You just let her go
Slut!
You killed my mother, you stole my father
Now you want my flat too?
I didn't know she would do such a thing
How could you not know she was going to kill herself?
How could you not know why she wanted to kill herself?
She was an idiot
She could come up with this dumb trick
Mommy thought that you were together for more than ten years
You would value it more than this woman
But you wouldn't come back
Even though you know she was going to kill herself
You are not human at all
I didn't know she would be so silly
If you had come back after taking her call
She wouldn't have died
I had to work
I called you
I asked you to come back
I was just ten years old
I came home and saw her lying on the floor
She wouldn't answer me
I was almost killed by the gas
What could I do?
How could I save her?
Your mother was an idiot
You are an idiot
lam sorry, I think I should...
It is not your business
Who the hell are you?
I am Ho Kam Shui, and who the hell are you?
Forget it...Chi
What about this?
I give you some money
You rent a place somewhere else
I will only stay here for a few months
After I have closed the business here
I will emigrate to the States
You can emigrate to Ethiopia for all I care
I have not had a daddy for more than ten years
I don't need your money
I will go!
Slut!
Chi...
Don't you call her
Come on...
Please don't go over it again
Others will think I have taken advantage of you
I cannot show my face again
Now I have no kin left
Forget it, just a father
No big deal
Many people are in worse state than you are
Don't think about it
But now I have no place to go
Please, I beg you
For my sake, stop it
Please stop it
Wait till I am not around
It is embarrassing doing it in public You know it?
Let me help you with it
Crying solves nothing, come on
Brother Shui, I don't think it is a good idea
Stop!
I carried your stuff all the way here
And now you want to leave?
You need a good beating up?
As I said, it is just Grandma and Yuk in her flat
You know them
One more person means more fun, right?
Nothing to worry about
I am not worried about them
I am worried about you?
No one knows about my family affair
Brother Shui
Could you keep the secret for me?
Of course, it goes without saying
I understand how you feel
Let me be honest with you
My family isn't much better
We were not met yesterday
You didn't have to say it
You really see me in this light?
I really am an honest man...
Brother Shui, you have to keep the secret for me
Yes, if I leak it out
I will be quartered, disemboweled, and...
That's too cruel
I will bite my own tongue if I leak it out
All right
You have nothing to worry about now?
There are two muppets on the car
I have seen them before
I have similar ones